You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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