these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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