why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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