If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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