Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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