sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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