My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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