I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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