And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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