Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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