...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
