I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I am puke
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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