it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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