I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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