Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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