: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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