Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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