I'm drive I can fine osifer
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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