K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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