meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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