girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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