He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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