Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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