that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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