dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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