I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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