another moral hangover. fuck.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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