quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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