are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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