Taylor Swift is so right about you.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think people are normalizing furries
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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