it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
This toilet bowl is my home.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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