he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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