he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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