this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
operation have a gay friend backfired
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
