he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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