I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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