Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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