Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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