Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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