What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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