Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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