So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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