The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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