im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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