I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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