I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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