I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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