FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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