Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Randomize
