Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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