I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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