You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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