Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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