what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
this will be a night to untag.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
