I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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