it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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