So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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