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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"

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• (516): View more from New York

  I understand why you refuse to be sober now

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!

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• (786): View more from Florida

  What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?

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• (661): View more from California

  I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool

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• (714): View more from California

  She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was like giving head to a cactus.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.

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  The fuck? Where?

  (226): View more from Ontario

  St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?

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  All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Better not shit yourself at the gym.

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