Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.