i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.