Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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