yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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