He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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