It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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