I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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